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I am the Master P of My Fate


You either slanging crack rock or you’ve got a wicked jumpshot – Notorious B.I.G

When I was coming up all my heroes where drug dealers, ball players or rappers.

MASTER P WAS SUPERMAN TO US

OH YOU DIDNT KNOW!

I never knew any Professionals besides my teachers, and they were all white. The only images I had of Black men were on the court, on the mic, or on the corner.

I have been torn most of my life between the streets and school. The only thing that kept me heavy out of the streets was My T Lady’s Belt/Switch/Extension Cord/Right Hook/Stone Cold Stunner!

You neeeeveeeer asked my mama "WHAT?"

School was my sidehustle. I always had a hustle going, while hooping and trying to get better @ rapping.  Then after my torn ACL, my hoop dreams were crushed.

I attended Mesquite High School and from 2002 – 2005 EVERYONE WAS A RAPPER. Ike Iwu had his own record label SWAT TEAM Records, and our biggest claim to fame was @keketx with her song Debit Card. Fresh off  the slam song “Punchlines” I was all ready to go in with music, but School was supposed to be the SURE way.

That was 6 years ago, and the only thing I am currently sure of is that school was a waste of time. I never dreamed to be a lawyer, doctor etc., and unless you accomplish you dreams, all you have is regret…. and 75K in student loans.

WACKA FLOCKA FLAME, who thinks gunshots are lyrics, will probably be way happier in life cuz he achieved his dream….running a whore house full of semi automated weaponry? POW POW POW POW

I am under more debt than my mom has probably earned in 4 years of her life, but she raised three kids, all high school graduates and college educated. So FUCK my wife, I am through living my life for her. And since I am not getting an anullment/divorce anytime to soon, I got to kill that bitch. Its time to get outta my dreams, and get my dreams out.

I will be a PUBLISHED POET.
I will be a ESTABLISHED songwriter.
I will be a TOURING comedian.
I will be the FIRST BLACK AMERICAN PRESIDENT (ANOTHER BLOG FOR ANOTHER DAY)

Master P had a Record Label, Rap Career, Movies, TV show, Sports Management Agency, Clothing Line and much more. At one point he was the richer than Russel Simmons and Sean Combs. He has even paved the way for his son Romeo to have a “successful” “rap” career and blackmail his way on to the USC Trojans basketball squad 0_O

I’m done living my life for my bills, its time to live it for me. Master TRP….I am the Master of my fate, I am the Captain of my soul…

@trphipps

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Diary of a Broke Black Graduate


Where is my Tyler Perry? Where is my Madea? My Alonzo? #nohomo

It’s the longest running unfunny joke since Dane Cook …a college degree.

It’s a Ponzi Scheme, that’s legal…like the government.

I worked hard to graduate  #14 from Mesquite High School (2001 Division 1 5A State Champs!!!) and was told that I could go anywhere. Colleges flooded my inbox, elbowed out my teenage rap dreams(yea yea…)with hope…

Hope of getting out of my Ma Dukes house, BUYING her a house, and getting out of poverty. Baylor University was at the end of my scholastic rainbow, but little did I know that the Pot of Gold had a hard bottom, and was BORROWED!

SALLIE MAE WAS THE LEPRECHAUN, MORE LIKE THE LEPRECHAUN FROM THE HOODHE WAS SO GANGSTA

Just pay me back 6 months after get your Good Job

I avoided #MyWife like the plague, but after tuition was RAISED 7 PERCENT and my scholarship was RAISED 0 PERCENT, I was engaged, and endangered!

I WAS BALLING WITH THAT REFUND CHECK! I was even eating the real ramen noodles…Maruchen not that Top Ramen crap.

Pass the hot dogs and hot sauce!

After 4 years…and 3 months of living the life of luxury, 14 year old cars (89 HONDA) bumming and cramming, I graduated!

I caught the HOLY SHIT IM IN DEBT GHOST

I hit the job market by storm…in the midst of an ECONOMIC CLUSTERFUCK deemed the recession! It was looking worse than Kat Stacks the morning after with a hangover…ewwww

Everyone wants a candidate with job experience…did they not read on my application that I just graduated?

So YOU're Ryan Phipps???

...they definitely didn't read that Ryan Phipps was a Black Man's name..."So YOU're Ryan Phipps?"

Now I’m working for a bank…they same MOFOS THAT I OWE! THE SAME MOFOS THAT CAUSED THE RECESSION, WHICH CAUSED JOBS TO BE SCARCE…AINT THAT A BITCH!?

Overeducated, Underpaid…Ive been broke all my life. My mama had the MCI bill in my name. I had bad credit, before I could spell credit.

Where are the movies for those in my situation? Where are our 6’4 cross dressing warriors ready to fight for our happiness (GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT!!)

Where are our heroes beside behind the counter @ Starbucks?

The Bald headed Man from Law and Order is Sallie Mae, the schools are just the Light Skin sidepiece, getting fat and fancy off our money!

So currently I am unhappily married to Sallie Mae, but I’m do not want a divorce…I want to be a Widower…

I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BITCH LOL

Diary of a Broke Black Graduate…WHAT HOT GRITS CAN’T DO, A GUN WILL!!!

Check Out : http://ryanphipps.blogspot.com/2010/12/1st-and-15th.html